Now if you gave women a clear-cut list like this, we'd celebrate! We'd run to our closets and throw those things out with glee. (I'm thinking I'd better go purge my remaining square-toed shoes right now thanks to Fox).
Men (including the one in this house) might be a little offended, but I figure you have thick skin, and you can just ignore the suggestions. They might even make you laugh or give you another reason to make fun of your friends :-)