10. Whatever's at the top of the drawer is what you wear. 9. All colors match all other colors. Socks don't need to match--neither with your outfit nor with each other. 8. For the most part, you only need one pair of shoes. 7. For the most part, you only need one kind of outfit regardless of the occasion. 6. Shorts are the preferred choice year round. And you never need a jacket. Ever. 5. It doesn't matter how much your clothes cost. 4. If your pants are too long or too big, turn over the waistband a couple times. 3. You can fit your entire body into your shirt by pulling up your knees if you're cold. 2. Clothes belong on the floor. 1. If it's uncomfortable, don't wear it. |