Here are some fashion insults I've received:
"Great red shirt! You look like you work at Target."
"Your dress looks like a curtain."
"Those shoes don't look good on you because your legs aren't long enough."
"Oh! Nice purple tights. Are you supporting the Rockies [baseball team] today?"
"You look like a sack of potatoes tied up in the middle."
"That dress just doesn't work on you."
"Your dress looks like a tablecloth."
"Your butt looks really wide in that skirt."
"Uh, what do I think of your new yellow sweater?--You look like a bumblebee."
Have you heard any of these? What's the worst clothing insult you've received?
Celebrate your inner bumblebee with the bumblebee song!
"Great red shirt! You look like you work at Target."
"Your dress looks like a curtain."
"Those shoes don't look good on you because your legs aren't long enough."
"Oh! Nice purple tights. Are you supporting the Rockies [baseball team] today?"
"You look like a sack of potatoes tied up in the middle."
"That dress just doesn't work on you."
"Your dress looks like a tablecloth."
"Your butt looks really wide in that skirt."
"Uh, what do I think of your new yellow sweater?--You look like a bumblebee."
Have you heard any of these? What's the worst clothing insult you've received?
Celebrate your inner bumblebee with the bumblebee song!
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