"Great red shirt! You look like you work at Target."
"Your dress looks like a curtain."
"Those shoes don't look good on you because your legs aren't long enough."
"Oh! Nice purple tights. Are you supporting the Rockies [baseball team] today?"
"You look like a sack of potatoes tied up in the middle."
"That dress just doesn't work on you."
"Your dress looks like a tablecloth."
"Your butt looks really wide in that skirt."
"Uh, what do I think of your new yellow sweater?--You look like a bumblebee."
Have you heard any of these? What's the worst clothing insult you've received?
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